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jesus was a zombie master,this is clear from the bible, here is direct evidence FROM THE BIBLE, the pictures are not from the bible but they support the evidence. Not Only was Jesus a Zombie himself, but he was the LEADER of the zombies "He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die. Do you believe this?'" (John 11:24-26) Jesus was eager to show his zombie powers to everyone in the world, so he could build a worshipping zombie army So Jesus said to them plainly then, "Lazarus is dead. I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, so that you may believe. Nevertheless, let's go to him." (John 11:14-15) Zombies decompose because their cellular tissue undergoes necrosis but JEsus doesn't mind even when people object to the smell Martha, the sister of him who was dead, said to him, "Lord, by this time there is a stench, for he has been dead four days." (John 11:39) jesus was given zombie powers "For as the Father raises the dead and gives them life, even so the Son also gives life to whom he desires." (John 5:21) jesus uses his Zombie powers on Lazarus He cried with a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!"He who was dead came out, bound hand and foot with wrappings, and his face was wrapped around with a cloth.Jesus said to them, "Free him, and let him go."(John 11:43-44) (Lazarus stumbled with new Zombie Strength which is stronger than normal strength) Penáteácost ÊÊÊ(pnt-k™st, -kst)n. 1. The seventh Sunday after Easter, commemorating the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the disciples. Also called Whitsunday. Their dead bodies will be in the street of the great city (Revelations 11:8) At the rapture, the dead in Christ are raised (Thessalonians 4:16) ...but that I should give new life and raise [them all] up at the last day. (John 6:39) jesus tolerates does not tolerate insubordinate zombies You are my friends if you do what I command you. (John 15:14)Ê So also is the resurrection of the dead. It is sown in corruption; it is raised in incorruption. (Corinthians 15:42) this website has been brought to you by the TRUTH there are 1809 believers in the world
FACT: Jesus was a Zombie Master
FACT: Jesus recruited people to join his Zombie Cult
FACT: Zombies are not clean
FACT: Jesus has powers and uses them
FACT: fear the pentecost
FACT: jesus is planning a great zombie uprising as foretold in revelations and elsewhere
FACT: jesus HIMSELF will raise the zombies
FACT: zombie jesus demands STRICT allegiance
FACT: evil men make evil zombies